This is the recipe you pull out when you want to look like you tried…without actually trying.
It’s the perfect pre-dinner snack, movie-night treat, or “I’m hiding from my relatives in the garage for five minutes” fuel.
Ingredients
- 1 big bag of kettle corn
- 1 bag of caramel corn
- 1 cup roasted pecans
- 1 cup mini pretzels
- 1 cup Reese’s Pieces or M&Ms (fall colors if you wanna get fancy)
- 1 cup candy corn (trust the process)
- ½ cup white chocolate chips
- ½ cup mini marshmallows
- Optional: a dash of cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice
Instructions
- Dump everything into the largest bowl you own. No, bigger.
- Gently mix it with your hands because using a spoon here is chaos.
- Sprinkle a little cinnamon or pumpkin spice on top if you want it to smell like a Hallmark movie.
- Serve immediately or hide it from your family until the guests arrive.
Why it works
It hits every Thanksgiving craving at the same time:
- salty
- sweet
- crunchy
- nostalgic
- slightly chaotic, like every good holiday